A day in the life of....well, me.

6:30 Alarm
6:35 Set out and eat breakfast
6:40 child 2 and child 3 eat
6:50 Read the Bible, if child 3 has not put the sports news channel on.
6:55 take breakfast up to Mrs in bed, wake child 4
7:00 get in shower. Child 3 goes on paper round
7:30 get out of shower. (who said showers use less water than baths?)
7:31 wake child 5 and child 6
7:35 grunt a greeting to child 1 as he goes to school with child 2
7:40 unload dishwasher, start putting breakfast stuff in
7:50 help child 6 dress
8:00 dress myself. Child 3 back from paper round.
8:05 continue tidying kitchen, do cat litter, laundry, make my sandwiches, etc
8:15 Child 3 cycles to school
8:40 Take child 4 to school
8:30 Any more odd jobs
8:40 take child 5 an child 6 to school, drive on to work
9:45 arrive at work
10:30 fail to resist eating my lunch (alternatively: realise I have left my sandwiches at home)
10:35 regret eating lunch too soon.
10:40 look at Vindicated and Elizaphanian
11:30 feel guilty, go back to work
12:00 lunch break
12:30 end of lunch break, but who can tell?
12:31 feel guilty for being so undisciplined at work
13:00 Phone Mrs – on the rare occasions she is home or has switched her mobile on I actually speak to her.
16:00 really must stop daydreaming and do something constructive today. Redouble effort and actually work properly until:
18:15 Go home
19:20 Arrive home – microwave my tea (evening meal)
20:00 talk to Mrs
20:15 start putting child 5 and child 6 to bed.
20:30 Have a cup of tea with the remainder f the family.
21:00 If I am studying today, go upstairs
23:00 go back down to spend the rest of the evening with Mrs – meet her on the stairs as she goes up to bed. Watch TV alone.
24:00 Go to bed.