The Vicar announces ....
"Next week, the speaker in the morning services will be [so and so]" (loud cheer)
"The in the afternoon will be the joint churches service at [XYZ location]" (loud cheer)
"Then in the evening [SaintSimon] will be speaking" .... (feint cheer from one person - my own daughter)
Well, I suppose if no one is planning to attend it saves me preparation effort!